I don’t know who are these customers . . . 

How can they be this . . . stupid?

1. Cards Against Humanity Free Gifts . . . 

I didn’t sign up but I want my free gifts


What it, i bay you like 20$ and i get all gifs in one shipment after the event?? Yeah, i live in ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ and f▒▒▒ed your mother. Twice.

Who bays hes own gifts?? Parents? Guy who f▒▒▒s hokers? Kanye West? ME!


These emails were listed as the worst, most “baffling” customer correspondences the guys who make Cards Against Humanity have ever received. This was posted in this Reddit thread.

2. Domino’s Pizza with No Toppings . . . 

A customer commented this to Domino’s on Twitter:

Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, Its Just Bread? @dominos


Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/ @dominos @Dominos_UK

3. . . . 

We went to a Mexican restaurant in Rome and the waiter was Italian. You assured us Italy was the best place for an authentic food experience

4. . . . 

A man sent a complaint to Disney World claiming that it was “too touristy.”

5. I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie (Picture Book) . . . 

★☆☆☆☆ There are much better books than this one out there!

[ . . . ] That book is so preposterious – who could REALLY swallow a horse?

However this book takes the tradition of eating too much at Thanksgiving way overboard [ . . . ] Children are already taught too young that they will get fat if they overeat. Childhood eating disorders are on the rise [ . . . ] to add these pictures and negative stereotypes of fat people to a child’s imaginitive repertoire is not necessarily a good idea.

6. Captain America: The First Avenger . . . 

★★☆☆☆ We Had Barbecue

We invited family and friends over to watch this on blu-ray. When it endedn, they got up and left.

7. Rocky III . . . 

★☆☆☆☆ Are you kidding??

I have colleagues who might read this so even if I did enjoy this film, I could not admit to it on this quasi-public site. I am in enough trouble just for responding.

8. 22 Jump Street . . . 

★☆☆☆☆ Gay movie.

It could not have been more gay. Someone is definitely pushing the homosexual agenda.


Cool comment bro

9. . . . 


I give this restaurant 4* just because I don’t believe a restaurant should be given 5*’s.


This is a sophisticated man

10. I will not pay for gravy again

You have been warned

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